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Alumni

Squidward Community College has almost 85,000 alumni living all over the world, working in every industry you can imagine! We’re proud of all of our alumni’s achievements and love to hear what you have been up to since graduation.

Below are some words from our alumni. If you would like to share your experiences since leaving SquidwardCC, please email us here.



Meet Our Alumni
  • Squidward Tentacles
    "I attended this world class institution and now I run it."

    Studied our world class Applied Economics: Cash Register Application Programme (CRAP) course in 1986.

  • Taylor Swift
    "SquidwardCC provided lots of opportunities for me."

    Studied our world class Music course in 1936.

  • Elon Musk
    "My wife left me."

    Studied our world class Applied Economics: Tax Evasion course in 2004.

  • Leonardo DiCaprio
    "My date became too old for me by the time I finished writing this quote."

    Studied our world class Acting 101 course in 1997.

  • Gordon Ramsay
    "Piss off."

    Studied our world class Catering course in 1998.

  • Bob Ross
    "My time at SquidwardCC made me a happy little tree."

    Studied our world class Art course in 1941.

  • Sonic
    "Gotta write this quote fast."

    Studied our world class Nuclear Physics course in 2001.

  • Bill Nye
    "Inertia is a property of matter. I learnt that here."

    Studied our world class Basic Science (BS) course in 1960.

  • Sandy Cheeks
    "Left my home town Texas to study at SquidwardCC."

    Studied our world class Marine Science course in 1999.

  • Shakira
    "Quote"

    Studied our world class Music course in 1996.

  • Perry The Platypus
    "Quote"

    Course.

  • Keanu Reeves
    "Cyberpunk 2076 is a good game."

    Studied our world class Acting 101 course in 1980.

  • Shaggy Rogers
    "Zoinks."

    Studied our world class Jar Opening course in 1999.

  • Picasso
    "SquidwardCC made me realise my true passion: Paint."

    Studied our world class Art & Design course in 69 BC.

  • A can of Sprite
    "This course made me tasty."

    Studied our world class Finance course in 2004.

  • Patrick Star
    "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

    Studied our world class Wombology course in 1989.

  • Sal
    "I fed my horse hummus."

    Studied our world class The Art of Hummus course in 2022.

  • Waluigi
    "Wah."

    Course.

  • Sussy Imposter
    "Quote"

    Course.

  • Lisa Simpson
    "Quote"

    Course.

  • Linus Sebastian
    "SquidwardCC unlocked my passion for computing."

    Studied our world class Computer Science course in 1998.

  • Nutella
    "Taught me how to spread 'em"

    Studied our world class Chemistry course in 1990.

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  • Bulkington Road, Bedworth, CV12 9EB.
  • Give us a call or send us a message:
  • +44 (0) 7522558983
  • Send us an email:
  • hello@squidwardcc.org
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