Am I the only one here pursuing a degree in Squidward Nose?

[MadkusFeisalFan]

I have a poster of squidward nose in my room. Everyday I gaze upon. Maybe I licked it once or twice. I decided to go here but no one else seems to be taking this major. Professor Spongebob is not here either. Please let me know what is goung on, else I may do a dual degree in Sandy Cheeks.

[BlueEgg]

As a former Sandy Cheeks major, I would not recommended switching from squidwards nose to the cheeks. I have been all up in side those cheeks, and from experience i'm here to tell you it's very dark and crusty.