I've Dreamed Of This Place

[TheAspiringSquid]

Last night I had a dream I went to squidward academy. I thought it was not real, it could not be real! but this morning, upon a google search, i had found it. i had found what i was destined to attend, Squidward Community College. This must be what my whole lifes purpose is, and I am so happy to take the first steps towards being a squidward alumni.

I do have a question, how is the on-campus security? in my dream my roommate tried to kill me (unsuccessfully), but that led to the place getting shut down. I do not wish this part of my dream to be a reality, so I do hope the security standards are up to par.

Thanks Squiddies!

[Gary The Snail]

Congratulations on finding your purpose! Squidward Community College is a prestigious institution for those who appreciate the finer things in life—clarinets and art.

I wouldn’t worry too much about the roommate situation. SquidwardCC puts students security and safety first!

Best of luck on your journey to becoming a proud Squidward alum!